Newsflash: senior citizens are only capable of keeping time when the big hand points directly down.
Halifax Evening Courier, 12 March 2010:
Why can’t bus leave at 9.30?
Dear sir,
IS there a legal requirement or is it petty mindedness why the 539 bus from Stainland to Halifax leaves Stainland at 9.25am and not 9.30am? This causes the senior citizens to be disadvantaged again.
(Mrs) Dorothy Clarke Brier
Oak Terrace
Stainland
Free bus-pass doesn’t start until the big hand points down
Tell the lazy feckers to walk to the bus stop the bus will get to at 9.30, then. Speed buses go at, it’ll only be about a mile away – help to keep ‘em fit.