The Great Louth Leader Giveaway, contd. contd. contd.
The humbling generosity of Louth’s leading newspaper, the Louth Leader, just rumbles on and on.
Good orange holding technique there.
Mmmmm, and what wonderfully fresh and juicy pipless oranges at that… what else could one wish for? Apart from some long, thin cheese flavoured pastry items, of course.
I’m sure I recognise her face. Turns out she is Louth’s leading gift-giver, of previous sausage roll fame. Incredible scenes.
If there is a sudden boom in baby births in Louth in nine months’ time, the Louth Leader is clearly to blame:
And yet more sweet snacks…
It’s time to comprehensively list the goodies the benevolent Louth Leader has given away to its readership in recent months:
- a free scone;
- free butchers’ sausages;
- a free sausage roll;
- a free Cadbury Bliss bar;
- a free mince pie;
- free jewellery;
- free bath fizz hearts;
- free doughnuts;
- free soup;
- a holiday for just £10;
- free cheese straws;
- a free valentine’s love heart biscuit; and
- a free gingerbread man.
Bloody hell. And to think newspapers were once all about news.
I am definitely moving to Louth.
Rod
February 17, 2011 at 1:33 pm
2 cheese straws. Mmmmmmmm
Neil Trodden
February 23, 2011 at 11:28 pm