Category Archives: Flashers
Horse pervert admits stroking ponies
Hmmm, “barred from approaching tethered animals”… the implication seems to be that this prolific horse botherer is free to have his wicked way with untethered ones, provided he can catch them first. Encouraging equine foreplay rituals seems like an odd … Continue reading
Flash… Ahhhh!
In the local news stakes, you can’t beat a good flasher. And if you can’t beat them, join them… RIGHT LADS? SINGER-FROM -THE-BAND-KEANE FLASHER: Yorkshire Evening Post, 7 January 2011: Hunt for Harrogate flasher Dectectives hunting a pervert believed to … Continue reading
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Flashers digest
Responsible for the finest 80% of local newspaper content, you have to give it to the flashers. So let’s go to our correspondents in the regions where you live for a flasher roundup… #1: FAT FLASHER in Bromley. Will you … Continue reading
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The defence had a leg to stand on
One from the archives: this is an all-time classic court report from Middlesbrough’s Evening Gazette. Some wonderful detail, great quotes, and Simon Bland really is ‘one of life’s characters’. Probably best just to let the story do the talking… Middlesbrough … Continue reading
Tits and nuts
Calling the people of Sunbury-on-Thames, Surrey, England… you are one step closer to the glory of knowing you have spawned the face of BigD nuts. Staines News, 21 May 2010 (story): Sunbury Page 3 girl wants your vote PAGE 3 … Continue reading
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Nappy flash
Never underestimate the power of a good e-fit. Middlesbrough Evening Gazette, 4 April 2008 (story): Efit released of ‘flasher’ nappy man who dropped his trousers THIS is the face of a ‘flasher’ who dropped his trousers to reveal a nappy … Continue reading
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Does not have a stable address
This isn’t just your bog-standard equine smutfest. Yorkshire Evening Post, 12 April 2010 (story): Man admits sex with horse and donkey A 66-year-old man has pleaded guilty to having sex with a horse and a donkey. Joseph Squires appeared at … Continue reading
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Horse indecency man
Here’s some smut for your Saturday. Some people just aren’t capable of letting go of their vocation when they retire from the farm. Middlesbrough Evening Gazette, 12 November 2009: Horse indecency man in court A RETIRED farm worker led a … Continue reading
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Perverting the course of gardening
Man jailed for six weeks for putting a woman off sausages. Faith in the Great British justice system: restored. Thanks to Angry people in local newspapers for this. Reading Post, 2 September 2009: Naked neighbour ‘put me off men’ By … Continue reading
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Flasher stereo-types
Just what exactly was this salesman selling? Bradford Telegraph & Argus, 25 July 2003: £900 FINE FOR THE CAR PARK FLASHER A salesman who appeared in transparent tights and flashed at a woman in a gym car park was fined … Continue reading
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Sometimes it’s just in the jeans
Quite fittingly, the first substantive post on The nether regions is all about one of the regional media’s favourite topics: flashers. It is a truth universally acknowledged that stories about grown men revealing their private parts at unsuspecting women or … Continue reading
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