Category Archives: Gazette Faces

It’s certainly not happy, but it’s not exactly sad. It’s not exactly angry, but it’s certainly not overly pleased. It’s just a vague outline, almost face-like, floating aimlessly somewhere between resigned disappointment and mild bemusement. It’s a Gazette Face, and … Continue reading →

Welcome to another series of stiff-faced, sunken-cheeked twats making the pages of Middlesbrough’s Evening Gazette. Middlesbrough salon couple hit by arson Jobless Craig Fisher uses banners in bid to get work Hmm. Hopefully any employers looking to recruit a technician … Continue reading →

The previous six volumes of Gazette Faces have centred upon the Teesside area only. This is owing to the extraordinary skill of Middlesbrough’s Evening Gazette in repeatedly capturing its locals staring through the camera lens with blank faces and deadened … Continue reading →

Straighten those lips, slacken that jaw and kill those eyes to a vacant stare for the sixth extravaganza of Teesside’s great and good newsfolk. Vandals hack stained glass at Redcar church Fury at rise in Middlesbrough allotment fees Guisborough Town … Continue reading →

Welcome to the fifth edition of Middlesbrough locals and their glassy, gormless faces in local paper the Evening Gazette. The Gazette Face marches on. Middlesbrough mum’s blaze warning Fears after thieves snatch baby rabbits from Stockton garden Teesside greyhound trainer … Continue reading →

It’s time for the next installment of facial bypasses. Redcar club owner hits out over signs Snakes give Marton neighbours fright of their lives Minister speaks out after theft from Stockton church Lingdale’s nothing like the Wild West say villagers … Continue reading →

Welcome to another gallery of the void-faced individuals making it onto the pages of Middlebrough’s Evening Gazette. Stockton residents angry over empty properties Outrage as yobs vandalise Teesside war memorial Tribunal success for bully-claim teacher One Gazette Face…. Website robs … Continue reading →

Welcome to the second installment of normal, everyday, bog-standard, middle-of-the-road people like you and me showing off their best vacant stares in Middlesbrough’s Evening Gazette. Acklam pool fight is over We’re living in a vice zone, say angry residents Teesside … Continue reading →

In the first installment of a running feature on The nether regions, it’s time to introduce the incredible phenomenon of the Gazette Face. Readers: the Gazette Face. Gazette Face: the readers. Pleasantries done. A Gazette Face refers to the obligatory … Continue reading →