Category Archives: Stalkers
Forget ASBO Britain, it’s ASBO Britney
It’s been a while since The Nether Regions tackled the subject of harmless old men bearing their thighs for lucky members of the public. Dirty old men, how we have missed you. Northampton Chronicle, 2 February 2010 (story): ‘Britney Spears’ … Continue reading
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‘We are coping with the situation and have been able to keep the carvery in operation’
The frenzied, overworked nature of modern day journalism means news reporters must ensure they have no flies on them. Except, that is, for when their paper sends them to cover a plague of flies. This signalled the collapse of society … Continue reading
Immortalised in Lego
Troubled singer Amy Winehouse has enough on her plate without this. Middlesbrough Evening Gazette, 9 April 2010 (story): Darlington student makes Lego Amy Winehouse SINGER Amy Winehouse has been immortalised in Lego thanks to a budding artist. Justin Ramsden has … Continue reading
Twisting my melon
We’ve all heard of following people, hanging around outside their house, bombarding them with text messages or superimposing their head onto a photo of your pet dog astride your lap, but there’s a brand new method of stalking emerging from … Continue reading
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